Category Archives: Apropos of Nowt

You Street Runs It, Clart… 0

I’ll always love Goldie Looking Chain. Long may they run…

More of this over here.

You can buy the new GLC album, “Asbo 4 Life”, at Amazon or Play.com

You can also check out their highwater-mark, ‘RnB’ over on Spotify

Were The Synth Sisters Really That Bad? 14

Well, yes….but that’s hardly the point.

We’re 3 weeks into the new series of Britains Got Talent and the whole world knows who Susan Boyle is following her 25 trillion You Tube hits, but the group that caught my attention last night was one cruelly treated by the judges, and given only scant airtime: The Synth Sisters

For those that missed it, The Synth Sisters are an all-female keyboard troupe who attempted to bontempi their way onto the bill of The Royal Variety Performance with a display of synchronised, instrumental music. By way of spectacle they occasionally engaged in… Read the rest

Country Donk 0

You’d think we’d be bored of DONK! by now, but we’re not.

Strangely, and despite it’s simplicity and apparent dumbness, it just seems to be the gift that keeps on giving…

….and the prove that we’re correct on that point, new online is the rather fabulous DonkDJ

In a nutshell, you upload the MP3 of your choice to DonkDJ and within minutes you are able download a donk remix MP3 of your song. It’s probably done by computers, or something, but it’s fair to say that the kids are going totally batshit for it, and it’s taking Twitter by storm.

Completely unable… Read the rest

Mo’ Jackets Required 0

There once was a time when the 45rpm vinyl single was king and as a consequence record labels used to put a lot of effort into the artwork that adorned their generic, factory sleeves.

Record Envelope is a website that is attempting to bring them all together and stick ‘em online in the one place, allowing the likes of you and I to gawp at them.

It is, as their banner suggests, a little library of factory sleeves, which is a nice thing.

So, if you’ve got a sleeve that’s not in their growing and lovingly displayed online collection then I’m sure they’d love to hear from you.… Read the rest

Gies Yer Jaiket 1

The only telly show I genuinely love is The Bill. I think The Bill is ace, and whilst everyone is entitled to their opinion, and so on and so forth, anyone that says otherwise is a clart.

Anyway…This is note to tell y’all that Limmy’s Show is on the telly just now.

For those of you that don’t know, Limmy is (quote) an internet sensation (unquote). That sort of billing would normally mean he’d be fucking rubbish, but he’s not. Limmy is responsible for this, which by a considerable distance remains… Read the rest

I Miss Tapes 0

When Friends of the Stars first started in 2000 (as Buick 6) there was none of this new fangled digital bollocks to record stuff on, you know. Well, ok, there was…but it was very expensive and had a strange science fiction-like feel to it. It certainly wasn’t to be trusted, I remember that much.

At the time, we recorded everything on a 4-track machine and the now defunct cassette tape was the medium of choice. Tapes aren’t made these days – there’s no call for them – but I still have around 300 of the things in a box that… Read the rest

Donkumentary 0

Here’s the first of a 5-part “Story of Donk” from VBS.TV

Not sure if there really is a need for subtitles when kids from Bolton speak, but nevertheless….

DONK!

Friends of the Stars resort to Payola 0

Bit of a plug this week on Radio Scotland’s mid morning show.
Click on this link and scroll through to 1hr and 5 minutes.
The story is this….
I’m pals with Graham Virtue, journalist, curry afficianado and all round bon viveur. Graeme does the TV previews on BBC Radio Scotland’s Macauley and Co show.
EPISODE1 “The Set-Up”:
On February 4 Graham has to review the new Minder remake

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Put A #Donk On Twit 0

I’m guilty, it’s my fault. I started the #donk thing on Twitter.

I had no intention of starting a wacky internet craze or meme surrounding the word ‘Donk’, I was merely thinking aloud and the internet did the rest. Honestly, it did.

By way of background, Put A Donk On It is a record by The Blackout Crew and is without a doubt one of the high watermarks of popular music in the 21st Century so far. The fact that it wasn’t a global hit remains an absolute mystery to me. Here’s how… Read the rest

How Podcast Gold is Made 0

Here’s a short and poorly put together promotional video for the Friends of the Stars Podcasts. The growing army of regulars listeners may enjoy putting faces to the names of the guilty.

Podcast #12 will be unleashed later this week